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Avatar: the Last Airbender, 1.04-1.06

rachelanneh:

Sokka: What did you call me!?
Katara: A giant-eared cretin! Look at those things. Do herds of animals use them for shade?
Sokka: You better back off! (aside) Seriously. Back off. 

-Avatar:The Last Airbender, 1x06 Imprisoned

offyougoapparently:

Warden: Tell me exactly what you saw.
Captain: Well, sir, it looked like a flying bison.
Warden: What?
Guard: It was a giant flying buffalo, sir, with an empty saddle.
Warden: Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
Captain: Uh, I’m not sure what the difference is, but that’s not really the point, is it, sir?
Warden: I’ll decide what the point is, fool! [THROWS CAPTAIN OVERBOARD]
Warden: You! Wake up the captain. Search the entire rig!
Guard: Sir?
Warden: What!?
Guard: That was the captain you just threw overboard…so…
Warden: Then wake up someone I haven’t thrown overboard and search the rig! There’s something going on here and I don’t like it.

- Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.06, “Imprisoned”